"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
trying to sing both parts in a disney song like
A WHOLE NEW WORLdon’t you dare close your eyes
A HUNDRED THOUShold your breath it gets better
I’M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I’VE COME SO FAR, I CAN’T GO BACK TO WHEREa whole new wooorrlllEVERY TURN A SURPRIwith new horizonEVERY MOMENT GETS BETTER
daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck
doctor who more like doctor poo
LET’S SEE YOU TRY TO COME BACK FROM THAT ONE DOCTOR POO FANDOM
ya’ll are monsters
i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that
every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash
And every man
Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.
WAIT OHOLD THE FU CKP
DO AMERICANS NOT HAVE MINCE PIES AT CHRISTMAS?
AND DO YOU NOT HAVE BONFIRE NIGHT?/?
WHAT THE FUCK NO ONE DOES YOU BRITISH PEOPLE ARE SOOO WEIRD
NO SIR! YOU AMERICANS ARE WEIRD! WHAT IN THE NAME OF SANTAS ASS!
IM NOT AMERICAN. LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE DOES
Mince pies sound gross.
THEY SOUND DISGUSTING BUT TASTE AMAZING I PROMISE U