That Weirdo Online
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

khanhvo:

k1mkardashian:

cccale:

hapaxlegomina:

I hate reality shows but good lord this woman is amazing.

omggg

I STAN FOR BERNICE

BERNICE A G LOL.

veeoneeye:

late night climbing in ldn πŸ™πŸŒƒ

veeoneeye:

late night climbing in ldn πŸ™πŸŒƒ

wingedcorgi:

Bucky getting excited about technology (and pissing off the Starks) 1943-2014.

<b> </b> The Plan of Viserys Targaryen as I Understand It<p><b>Step 1:</b> Marry sister to a powerful warlord.<p><b>Step 2:</b> <p><b>Step 3:</b> Become King of Westeros.<p>

polyglotplatypus:

Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?
Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality is

You can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can you?

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

jennels:

Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart